Soon enough you will be dating several girls at once...

Is it just me, or am I right in thinking that any likely customer for this product is past all help it or anything could possibly offer?

GirlFriend X manages your love life from A to Z; with over 320 data fields GirlFriend X can hold every piece of information about your GirlFriend. With the reminder, you will never forget another birthday or anniversary, or dinner with her parents (for the last one, with a 48 hour reminder, you will have plenty of time to tell her you will be “working late.”) Your GirlFriend X will give you the best date ideas that match her tastes and your budget, and finally your GirlFriend X will be more honest than your friends. If she isn’t worth it, the yield calculator will tell you to ditch her and move on....

Now, friends, this is where it gets interesting. You have all your girls in the same place, all their information is in your GirlFriend X, your dates with each girl are set up, and you have reminders for each, you have hardly lifted a finger. Soon enough you will be dating several girls at once, and GirlFriend X will make sure all goes smoothly, equipped with an excuse file, you will always have a way to back out or postpone if the case need be.

By the way, they need a copywriter. I'm not just saying that, they advertised. Apply to rick@pcbootycall.com. Don't tell him I sent you, whatever the case need be.