gall and gumption

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

How To Succeed With Women

Roy just gives away the secret. As if he didn't know that there was a fortune to be made in instructional videos, booklets, workshops, and "complete packages."

Also, I am of the opinion that all women are beautiful, even the ugly ones. If you don't understand that, I'm afraid I can't explain it to you. It has something to do with upbringing.

It's the sort of thing that tempts me to iron a man's shirt for him. Just one shirt, mind you, not the whole load of laundry.


At 12:50 PM, Blogger L7 said...

Roy has been drinking out of Malcolm X's glass.

And, yep, as to the ironing--me, too (although I'm not so good at ironing. . . .maybe I'd knit him a scarf. NOT a sweater).


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