The Mysterious West
Why? I don't know why. It is a mystery. It says it's for a picnic. But it's a solitary picnic -- just enough plastic chicken and plastic biscuit for one. When the price is only a dollar of course a person can afford more than one, and I already feel I should have bought at least two, because I'm social that way.
And why is there, of all things, the napkin holder?
Who thought of this? What sort of mind?
I look at this item and I feel all my confidence in my knowledge of the human race just leaking right out of my head. I am humbled.