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Monday, June 25, 2007

The Mysterious West



Why? I don't know why. It is a mystery. It says it's for a picnic. But it's a solitary picnic -- just enough plastic chicken and plastic biscuit for one. When the price is only a dollar of course a person can afford more than one, and I already feel I should have bought at least two, because I'm social that way.

And why is there, of all things, the napkin holder?

Who thought of this? What sort of mind?

I look at this item and I feel all my confidence in my knowledge of the human race just leaking right out of my head. I am humbled.

6 Comments:

At 12:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently Colonel Saunders thought of it. I'm glad you got one.

 
At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 3:53 PM, Blogger buckner said...

Because they can put the logo on the napkin holder. They haven't figured out how to put it on the chicken or the biscuits yet. Is there really salt and pepper in those packets? At first I thought they were wet-naps---for that greasy plastic chicken! By the way, they have KFC here in Italy now (and McD's and Burger King).

 
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