The Mysterious West: Be the Life of the Party!

The text below the "image" on the box says "with Drink Recipe Suggestions" and "Enhance Any Drink with Mr. Penis Ice."

Seriously now. Admit it. I live near the Mother Lode, the Source, of Occidental Mystery. You would have to prove to me, with pictures, that you live near a dollar store that can beat this one. A couple nights ago after work I took my dog for a walk and we walked by it, just to stand and look at the windows. The word that comes to mind to describe the overall effect is "frantic."