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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

World Dominion

I understand that when it comes to the practicalities of life I am incredibly stupid and apparently getting stupider daily; however, I think that in light of this information you should honestly ask yourselves: Would it really have been worse if you had allowed me to go forward with my plan for World Dominion? I think you know the answer.

Just stop and think for a minute, for example, about my plan for sending subway door blockers to live in trailers in the remoter parts of Nevada? Known as the "You want space? I'll give you space!" plan.

Or the Architect Moratorium where no architect would be allowed to have any ideas until he is 60 years old -- maybe older if they are a bit on the spry side.

Or the plan that anybody who spends a fortune on fertility treatments can have them for free -- if they first contribute the full cost of raising and upkeep of an elephant or a tiger to the special "Humans Were Not Endangered Last Time We Looked" fund.

Really, now, would it have been worse?




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